‘It’s Funny, I’ve Actually Only Been to New Jersey a Couple of Times’

Op-ed in The Onion by Bruce Springsteen:

For the record: No, I don’t know the best place to eat in Asbury Park. I only named my first album after that city because I liked the way it sounded. No, I don’t know how the Devils are doing this season. No, I don’t know the fastest way to get from Long Branch to the Parkway.

Frankly, I don’t even know what the Parkway is.

★ Tuesday, 4 December 2012