Yogi Berra (1925–2015)

Very Brief Comments Regarding Certain of Today’s WWDC Announcements

PowerMac G5’s

A non-stop thrill ride! IBM delivers the performance of a lifetime!


Metallic Finder Windows

Good god, shoot me.

iChat and iSight

Everyone is saying: Video conferencing.

Everyone is thinking: Amateur porno!


The operating system whose graphics layer is “based on PDF” will now have an application that actually does a good job displaying PDF files? Pinch me.




Teens: protect your porno from your parents’ prying eyes.


But I thought the everything-in-one-window Project Builder metaphor was the best thing to hit IDEs since the THINK Pascal debugger?

Safari 1.0

WebCore: So happy.

AppleScript support: So sad.

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