Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file
format. To do this, I had to apply to [Adobe] for permission to apply
to them to have them consider sending me this sacred tome. This
would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or other,
probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this
process so difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having
created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible enough to go
through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have
printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those
specs, and launch them on a spaceship directly into the sun.