One pickledick actually suggested that BP approach me and try to
incorporate me into their actual PR outreach. That has got to
be the dumbest, most head-up-the-ass solution anyone could
Do you want to know what BP should do about me? Do you want to
know what their PR strategy should be? They should fire everyone
in their joke of a PR department, starting with all-star Anne
Womack-Kolto and focus on actually fixing the problems at
hand. Honestly, Cheney’s publicist? That’s too easy.