With WWDC just a few weeks away, I thought it’d be beneficial to
the Internet at large to compile a working list of everything that
is expected of Apple during their Keynote and subsequent “State of
the Union” addresses in order to appease the Internet. Failure to
introduce each and every one of these features and updates will
result in another stock price plummet, calls for Tim Cook’s ouster
and an infinite amount of comments on tech blogs decrying that
Android is superior to Apple’s iOS.