Thursday, 15 January 2004, at 11:44 p.m., after a mere 35 hours of labor, my wife Amy gave birth to our first child.
His name is Jonas Henry Gruber.
He weighed in at 9 pounds, 0.6 ounces.
The whole family is home, healthy, and happy. One-third of the family just took a dump in its pants.
(Click either photo to enlarge.)
Without an iota of hyperbole, I can honestly say I’ve never been happier.