Very Brief Comments Regarding Certain of Today’s WWDC Announcements

Monday, 23 June 2003

PowerMac G5’s

A non-stop thrill ride! IBM delivers the performance of a lifetime!

Blah!

Metallic Finder Windows

Good god, shoot me.

iChat and iSight

Everyone is saying: Video conferencing.

Everyone is thinking: Amateur porno!

Preview

The operating system whose graphics layer is “based on PDF” will now have an application that actually does a good job displaying PDF files? Pinch me.

Exposé

Slick.

FileVault

Teens: protect your porno from your parents’ prying eyes.

Xcode

But I thought the everything-in-one-window Project Builder metaphor was the best thing to hit IDEs since the THINK Pascal debugger?

Safari 1.0

WebCore: So happy.

AppleScript support: So sad.