’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a computer was stirring, not even a mouse;
The iPads were charging by the bedsides with care,
In hopes that Doxie soon would be there.
The parents were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of paperless danced in their heads;
As paper fell to the floor, and the dog started to yap,
They knew they needed to organize with a smart Doxie app.
When out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
And Doxie was there, scanning in a flash,
Receipts and bills, and the whole paper stash!
“Now Evernote! Now Dropbox! Now Photos and Flickr!
On iCloud! On Trello! On Facebook and Twitter!
To the cloud, to the apps!” Doxie yelled, standing tall,
“Now stash away! Stash away! Stash away it all!”
Not a computer was needed, this thing was a pro;
In and out, in just seconds, all the paper did go,
And right there in front of them, Doxie avowed:
“All the paper is saved and sent to the cloud!”
Their eyes — how they twinkled! Their smiles were merry!
And thankful for Doxie, who made paper less scary.
Back to bed they went, as Christmas began,
After tossing old paper in the trash can.
Daring Fireball readers get $60 off the new Doxie Go this week. Happy Holidays, Fireballers!
This RSS sponsorship ran on Monday, 7 December 2015.