Upgraded

Greetings, Daring comrades!

Wish to dominate the creative realm with the finest Apple machinery? Your desires align with our grand plan.

Introducing the MacBook Upgrade Program: the ultimate strategy against obsolescence!

Here’s the operation:

  1. Select your instrument — the nimble Air (from $36.06/mo at 0% APR) or the formidable Pro (AppleCare+ included).
  2. Pay monthly over 36 months; upgrade after 24.
  3. After 2 years, exchange for a new MacBook, transfer data, return the old. We’ll refurbish it.

Prefer to keep your device? Finish payments, and it’s yours!

Seize the future; consign obsolete tech to oblivion!

This RSS sponsorship ran on Sunday, 17 November 2024.