CARS: ‘Analyst Says Apple Already Sold Out of iPhones’

Considering how the speculation about Apple’s second — second! — “iPhone” continues to heat up, it’s the sort of rumor that’s hard to parody. But Moltz nails it with this one.

What’s funny is that with all this speculation about Apple’s second phone, if Apple actually announces a phone at Macworld Expo next month, underwhelmed rumor fanatics will declare that it isn’t the “true” Apple phone, just like how the 5G iPods aren’t “true” video iPods.

★ Wednesday, 6 December 2006