Fake Jack Valenti Quote on CARS

Totally made up, but yet rings totally true:

The recording industry’s Jack Valenti quickly followed suit, issuing his own statement to consumers of digital music.

“Hey, here’s an idea. Why don’t you imagine a world where you shut your cake-hole and buy this crap the way we tell you to, huh? Can you imagine that? Huh? Can you? You frickin’ better imagine it or I’m gonna hit you in the head with a frickin’ Zune.”

★ Saturday, 10 February 2007