A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table

Simon Rich in The New Yorker:

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.

(Via Andy Baio.)

★ Tuesday, 20 March 2007