McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent

John Frank Weaver:

Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

(Via Jason Santa Maria.)

Tuesday, 10 July 2007