The Onion: ‘Patriots’ Season Perfect for Rest of Nation’

From The Onion: “The utter lack of humility they displayed alongside an equal lack of any joy in the game, that toad of a coach, and that cologne-ad quarterback… If they have to act that badly while playing that well, you really want to see them fail in the biggest way possible. Thank God almighty, that’s what we got.”

★ Thursday, 7 February 2008