Microsoft announces Windows Phone 7, in a press release headlined “Windows Phone 7: A Fresh Start for the Smartphone: The Phone Delivers a New User Experience by Integrating the Things Users Really Want to Do, Creating a Balance Between Getting Work Done and Having Fun”:
The goal for Microsoft’s latest smartphone is an ambitious one: to deliver a phone that truly integrates the things people really want to do, puts those things right in front of them, and either lets them get finished quickly or immerses them in the experience they were seeking.
Who talks like this? This bureaucrat-ese is intended, I suppose, to sound serious. But it just sounds like bullshit.
Here’s how Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone in 2007:
Today Apple is going to reinvent the phone. And here it is.
And here’s Apple’s PR announcing it, headlined simply “Apple Reinvents the Phone with iPhone”. You can accuse Apple of hyperbole, but not opaqueness.
★ Monday, 11 October 2010