Linked List: September 24, 2011

Another Gem From The Macalope 

So many great bits to choose from this week:

Before they do anything else, the HP board should stop and vote on a resolution to halt the practice of serving liquor at the meetings where they pick new CEOs and decide on their compensation packages.

Verizon Sides With Samsung Against Apple 

Speaking of Apple-v.-Samsung, Verizon filed an amicus brief siding with Samsung. Matt Macari has a good take on what it means, legal-wise, to the case (spoiler: not much). But it also suggests that things aren’t exactly peachy-keen between Verizon and Apple. Makes sense, though: Verizon’s interests are better served in a carrier-dominated industry, rather than a handset-dominated industry, and Apple is heading toward a dominant position.

Italian Samsung Store Features Apple App Icons 

No idea why Apple thinks Samsung rips off their intellectual property. None.

‘Excuse Me, but “Proactive” and “Paradigm”? Aren’t These Just Buzzwords That Dumb People Use to Sound Important?’ 

Company-wide memos from Yahoo’s board and interim CEO. The one from the board — “Jerry, David, Roy” — reads like something that was written in English, translated to another language by a computer, then translated back from that language to the bureaucratic dialect of English. The one from interim CEO Tim Morse isn’t much better. So many words to say nothing at all.