The next Steve Jobs will totally be a chick, because girls are No.
2 — and No. 2 always wins in America. Apple was a No. 2 company
for years, and Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as
feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a
strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the
greatest version of something. Traditionally, men are more like
Microsoft, where they’ll just make a fake version of what that
chick made, then beat the shit out of her and try to intimidate
everybody into using their product.