Like Royal Weddings

Nat Torkington:

Tech Giant IPOs are like Royal Weddings: the people act nice but you know it’s a seething roiling pit of hate, greed, money, and desperation that goes on a bit too long so by the end you just want to put an angry chili-covered porcupine in everyone’s anus and set them all on fire. But perhaps I’m jaded.

Bonus points for tagging the post with “porcupines”.

★ Thursday, 2 February 2012