MLB already has game caps, BP caps, Elmer Fudd caps, St. Paddy’s
Day caps, All-Star Game caps, World Series caps, throwback caps,
futuristic caps, G.I. Joe caps, flag-desecration caps, wild card
winner caps, division champion caps, league champion caps, World
Series champion caps, snap-back caps, low-profile caps, distressed
caps, and probably a few other caps I can’t think of right now.
Any reasonable person surveying this headwear landscape can
only come to one possible conclusion: We need more
Fortunately, the folks at MLB have taken heroic steps to alleviate
this tragic cap shortage before it reaches Irish Potato
Famine-like proportions. Behold what they have magnanimously
bestowed upon a cap-benighted world: the interview cap.
Can’t wait to find out what the fine is for a player who conducts an interview while not wearing their special interview cap.