Skyfall: The Abridged Script

The Editing Room:

JUDI DENCH: So are we bringing Goldfinger back into continuity now? Because that would open quite the can of worms, if the can were 200 miles wide, and the worms were Velociraptors.

DANIEL CRAIG: And over here is my parents’ grave, so everyone who keeps insisting James Bond is just a codename can officially GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

ALBERT FINNEY (arriving): Er, hi. This role was supposed to be Connery’s, but he told the producers to gargle walrus balls and so instead, it’s me. Sorry.

Thursday, 11 July 2013