I don’t know how many of those angry single star iTunes reviewers
read TouchArcade… But, seriously guys? It seems like the hive
mind of the App Store is continually pushing developers in to this
unrealistic corner of demanding absolutely everything but not
being willing to pay anything. The fact of the matter is Monument
Valley is an amazing game, made by real artists, working in a real
studio, getting paid real salaries, with real families they go
home to and support. They’re selling their game for a total of six
bucks if you buy both the game itself and the expansion. I don’t
fully understand what happened to get us on this horrible Biff
with the almanac timeline of Earth where this kind of thing is
unacceptable to iOS gamers.
Two fucking dollars. I’m going to the App Store to leave a 5-star review; such a beautiful and original work of art, and the App Store rating is being trashed by cheapskate morons.