By John Gruber
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Analysis like this piece — which reads more like an Onion-style parody of the petulant “Apple should be held to a standard in the realm of sheer fantasy” form than an ostensibly straight-faced actual instance thereof — is why the industry continues to hold Gizmodo in such high esteem.
★ Thursday, 2 July 2015