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Colin Nissan: ‘It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers’

Colin Nissan:

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it and the shit got real on me. It’s Autumn overtime up in here and these fuzzy fuckers need to go. When my guests come over I’m gonna be like, SORRY! My bad on all these rancid ornamental vegetables, you guys. I really should have stayed on top of this perishable shit.

The rare sequel that lives up to the original. (Via Kottke, of course.)

Thursday, 3 December 2015