Henson made 179 ten-second spots for Wilkins Coffee, a regional
company with distribution in the Baltimore-Washington D.C. market,
according to the Muppets Wiki: “The local stations only had ten
seconds for station identification, so the Muppet commercials had
to be lightning-fast–essentially, eight seconds for the commercial
pitch and a two-second shot of the product.”
Within those eight seconds, a coffee enthusiast named Wilkins (who
bears a resemblance to Kermit the Frog) manages to shoot, stab,
bludgeon or otherwise do grave bodily harm to a coffee holdout
named Wontkins. Henson provided the voices of both characters.
I laughed out loud at a bunch of these.