Now Is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7

Wen Powers, writing for McSweeney’s:

Here’s the thing though, we did choose, and you should all stop protesting against it. Yes, more of you voted for the iPhone, but you also seem to forget that the mail room staff liked how the Galaxy Note 7 has such fun games, and their votes count more. That’s the system that we have always used, that’s the system we will always use. Get used to it.

★ Monday, 21 November 2016