The sad fact is that I know exactly how to make a dry martini but I
can’t drink them because, two years ago, I discovered I was
diabetic. I prefer one with gin, but James Bond liked a vodka
martini, “shaken not stirred” — which I never said, by the way.
That was Sean Connery, remember him?
The worst martini I’ve ever had was in a club in New Zealand,
where the barman poured juice from a bottle of olives into the
vodka. That’s called a dirty martini and it is a dirty, filthy,
rotten martini, and should not be drunk by anybody except
My dry martinis taste amazing and the day they tell me I’ve got 24
hours to live I am going to have six. Here’s how I make them.
I hope he had all six yesterday.