Last week, I decided to try Soylent.
For those unfamiliar with this “food” product, Soylent is a
high-protein drink designed to appeal to lifehackers, dieters, and
doomsday cult members who are maybe a little shy and don’t want to
come out of their bunker for communal meals. It has an incredibly
long shelf-life, and provides you nutrition without all the pesky
side-effects that food usually has, like chewing, tasting like
something, and being an excuse for human interaction.
As a bonus, it also apparently gives you raging diarrhea, but I’m
getting ahead of myself.
Yeah, no thanks.