My nephew Anders texted me an animated dog — an Animoji, from the
same family as the alien you see above — that said, in the
19-year-old’s voice and with his facial tilt: “Hey, Uncle Mike,
I knew Anders had figured out to set up the iPhone X (“10”) that
Apple loaned me ahead of its release in stores this Friday.
Preorders for the $999 “future of the smartphone” began last
Friday in 55+ countries. (The Animoji choices include unicorn, pig
Anders, a college freshman, is our family’s designated early
adopter (he followed 4G blogs long before the fast broadband
rolled out nationally), and a longtime Apple connoisseur.
Thank god Apple seeded Mike Allen with an iPhone X review unit. Such great insight from his fucking nephew, the emoji expert.