“My son had to hear about how his old man lost all his money from
kids at school, that’s not right,” says Depp. He rubs his eyes
with his tobacco-stained hands. He says one of the proudest
moments of his life was when Jack said he’d started a band and
Depp asked what they were called.
“The kid says ‘Clown Boner.’” Depp smiles proudly. “We don’t need
a paternity test. That’s my kid.”