Act 1: March 19. Hobby Lobby owner’s wife receives a message from god telling her their stores should remain open.
Act 2: April 1. Hobby Lobby re-opens dozens of stores in states with strict shelter-in-place orders.
Act 3: April 3. Hobby Lobby to furlough most of its employees, close most operations nationwide.
Bonus Post-Credit-Sequence Flashback: Hobby Lobby founder Steve Green spent millions of dollars on “Dead Sea Scrolls” that turned out to be fakes made from used shoe leather.
★ Monday, 6 April 2020