Linked List: September 29, 2025

The 25th Anniversary of The Onion Classic: ‘William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior’ 

This one will never get old.

Let’s Check in With HP Employee Imran Chaudhri 

Allison Johnson, The Verge:

Remember the Humane AI pin? And that serious-as-a-heart-attack TED talk about the future of computing? Well, Qualcomm featured Chaudhri in its Snapdragon Summit keynote today, where he’s talking less about lasers you wear on your shirt and more about the amazing battery life on the OmniBook 5 series. How it started, how it’s going, etc. etc.

Johnson’s link above goes directly to Chaudhri’s bit in Qualcomm’s keynote. Looks like a hostage video.