More Accurate (but, Admittedly, Less Sensational) Alternative Stencil Slogans for the ‘Neistat Brothers’

Tuesday, 2 December 2003

Cf. iPodsDirtySecret.com

  • iPod’s “1-Year” warranty only lasts 12 months

  • Where by “unreplaceable” we mean “somewhat difficult to replace”

  • The vast majority of two-year-old iPod batteries still work just fine, but I’m extraordinarily perturbed about the bad luck I’ve had with mine

  • iPod would almost certainly require a significantly larger form factor to accommodate an easily-swappable battery

  • I’m so fucking dumb I’ve not only videotaped myself committing criminal vandalism, I’ve released the footage publicly